LOS ANGELES, January 17, 2013 — In an outrageous move that should have perpetually outraged individuals outraged, several young children exploited President Obama by writing him letters just to get on television. These hooligans know that he sees them as props and photo ops, yet they took advantage of him anyway. These kids should be ashamed. Bringing a room full of carefully screened, multicultural politically correct kids to a narcissist leader is like giving a crack pipe to a recovering drug addict.
President Obama and the Choom Gang did consume copious amounts of recreational pharmaceuticals in college, and the kids had to know about his predilection to addiction. The most dangerous narcotic is ego, and Obama has zero interest in attending rehab. For these children to take advantage of his vulnerability is sickening. They should be condemned for exploiting Obama’s reverential self-worship.
Some people are trying to make excuses for the children, claiming the parents wrote the letters. If that is true, then these kids should be further condemned for forcing their parents into doing what they should have to do for themselves. These are some seriously sociopathic, manipulative children!
The way to get to the bottom of this scandal is to find out if the grammar and spelling in the letters was accurate, and whether the letters were written in block letters or cursive. If so, then the children did not write them because there is no way they could have learned such skills at a public school. If these kids were home-schooled or attended a charter or private religious school, Obama never would have allowed them on the stage. Their parents are old enough to have been instructed in cursive writing. (Attention young people: Cursive does not involve using expletives).
However, if some of the letters said “Guns are badd and Obama is kewl,” then either the kids or child predators wrote them.
These kids are no angels. Some of them probably play violent video games. In five years at least one of them will wear a baseball cap and maybe even their pants on backwards. They know Obama wants to move “forward,” so their attempt to use their cuteness on camera to sabotage the Obama agenda is the biggest tragedy in American history.
These kids knew what they were doing, and now have the potential to be the biggest liability to Obama not counting his entire cabinet.
President Obama is a naive man who has done everything to rise above the cynicism of American politics. He is an adorable cherub, Barack Hannah Montana Obama (BHMO for short). These kids may not have blood on their hands, but who knows if one of them ever burned ants with a magnifying glass?
These cold, calculating youngsters took advantage of a man trying his hardest to instill martial law on the American people. Now that they have been on television, they will most likely try and parlay that into a reality television series such as “All the President’s children.” Rapper Shawty Lo could guest star. Americans should shudder at what could happen if that X-rated-sounding program “Romper Room” returns.
Obama supporters will insist that everybody loves Mickey Mouse, but again, Obama’s cabinet has nothing to do with this.
Anti-child exploitation legislation must be passed to ensure that no children ever exploit Obama again. After all, he keeps insisting that “this is not about me.” Of course it is all about him, and the Secret Service is taking a break from their other responsibilities to investigate. This cannot become another Benghazi or Fast and Furious scandal. Americans must know the truth about how these future Salahis got past the White House security detail and into the national spotlight reserved only for Obama.
Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”
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