If an Obama sequester fell in the forest

LOS ANGELES, February 27, 2013—If the Obama sequester takes place in the forest and nobody is around to witness it, was anything actually cut?

There are zero spending cuts taking place. Nothing is being cut. No tree shall fall.

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President Obama is engaging in reckless hyperbole because that is what he does when public opinion is not on his side. He told us his healthcare plan would be the Panglossian best of all possible worlds. Now he is telling us that refusing to spend into bankruptcy on social programs is the worst of all possible worlds.

Obama gambled, and he lost. He calculated awhile back that most Republicans would never agree to defense cuts. The GOP would do anything to avoid defense cuts, and agree to his “balanced approach” on higher taxes in exchange for nothing.

By pitting the Neocons against the Ron Paul supporters, Obama would break the GOP into little pieces. The divide and conquer strategy worked with the fiscal cliff negotiations, but not this time.

So what made Neocons accept the Ron Paul position on defense? Why would defense hawks agree to cuts?

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The main reason is that there are no cuts at all. The rate of growth is being slowed. There is not a single cut. Beyond that, Republicans have had it with President Obama. He has never cut a single program. He has never stated exactly what program he would cut. He speaks in banal generalities because the media does not require any substance from him. Republicans faced a simple choice. Either agree to some defense cuts, or get no cuts at all in anything. In other words, Obama’s bullying tactics pushed the GOP away from the table.

Conservatives understand that it is impossible to work with a man who is not a serious individual. There can be no “grand bargain” in the tradition of Ronald Reagan and Tip O’Neill because Obama does not bargain in good faith. He breaks his word, and now conservatives just do not trust him.

Trust is key. Defense hawks may be opposed to the Ron Paul movement on defense issues, but we know where they stand. We may disagree with them, but they do not lie to us. They want to take a meat cleaver to the budget. In most cases, they are right. Even the precious defense department could slow the rate of growth in silly social programs like “diversity training.” Any military spending not related to killing bad guys, destroying their land, and protecting our soldiers and homeland is wasteful.

Barack Obama can scream and shout, but nobody is listening anymore. He can cry all he wants that teachers and airport security personnel would be fired, as if that is a bad thing. Non-essential government personnel will be furloughed. Why do we even have non-essential government personnel?

Obama could threaten to delay Social Security checks, but that would be an empty threat. In other words, he would be lying. He is all alone at the precipice solely because he was more obsessed with political victory than governing. He yelled at House Majority Leader Eric Cantor “Don’t call my bluff.” Well we did, and he lost.

Like the deranged individual in a subway station arguing with nobody, President Obama is left to mutter about “millionaires and billionaires” and “fairness.” Subway psychos (if we are lucky) get institutionalized.

As for Mr. Obama, just bring him to a forest and let him keep talking while the rest of us live our lives free of uselessness. The only actual reduction in the last four years has been our patience with his exasperating behavior. Everything else has increased. Sequester him from the general population until he learns how to play well with others and is not a threat to society. 

Cuts need to be implemented now. His microphone would be a good beginning. 

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Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”

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Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.



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