Marco Rubio State of the Union Response: Why "Watergate" matters

Liberals mocked Marco Rubio for reaching for water during his SOTU response. Photo: AP

LOS ANGELES, February 15, 2013—After President Barack Obama gave his 2013 State of the Union address, Florida Senator Marco Rubio delivered the Republican response. Obama offered government activism. Rubio extolled free enterprise. This is a worthy “national conversation.” The liberal Obama media instead obsessed over Rubio reaching for a cup of water during his speech.

Liberals called it a gaffe. CNN even speculated this could end his political career. As expected, Obamatrons piled on. A speech contrasting the Reagan world vision with European social democracy governance favored by Obama was lost in the fog of MSNBC, CNN, and liberal comedians.

As much as conservatives wish to change the subject, “Watergate” does matter. If Republicans learn from it, a better country awaits. Watergate 2013 is not about Rubio needing to quench his thirst. It is about liberals being unable to satiate their bloodlust.

Liberals find humor in Rubio reaching for water because liberals are nothing but bullies. They demonize every conservative as either “stupid” or “evil.” They despise minority conservatives (and “religious” non-Muslims), seeing them properly as threats to their power. What was done to Robert Bork, Clarence Thomas, Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, George W. Bush and others is now being done to Marco Rubio. It is called “Ideological Bigotry.”

Rubio does not insult anybody. He is polite, genial, intelligent, and accomplished. Therefore, the left must destroy him to keep their power. This man cannot be defeated in a fair policy fight. Neither could Mitt Romney. Since Romney could not be defined as stupid, Obama needed to convince people that Romney was evil. They convinced just enough of them. Since Rubio cannot be defined as evil, the perpetual Obama campaign must define him as stupid. This is the first salvo in a “Rubio is dumb” campaign that will never discuss policy.

Liberals engaging in this behavior are disgusting human beings unworthy of societal existence. “Watergate” is not funny or humorous. It is destructive. When liberals wonder why we can’t “come together,” it is because too many leftists are vile beings lacking human decency and respect.

Conservatives spent years complaining without understanding the solution. The way to deal with liberal bullies is the way to deal with all bullies.

The only thing bullies understand is force. For those leftists who are anti-Semitic, the force should be so overwhelmingly “disproportionate” that the bullying stops. With murderous Radical Islamists, kill them all until they stop. With the physically abusive school playground child, an appropriate facial punch usually stops this behavior.

(Public schools insist victims not retaliate. This and so many other reasons are why public schools are worthless in protecting children. Victims wanting to live must hit back hard.)

With violent leftist protesters like Occupy Wall Street, rubber bullets and tear gas are highly effective techniques against those claiming a Constitutional right to violent protest.

Most liberal bullies prefer verbal violence. Mocking insults and ridicule are Alinskyite tools meant to stigmatize and dehumanize conservatives until they fear speaking out. The conservative solution is superior firepower. It is time for pushback against liberal schoolyard thugs until they learn humanity.

If liberals want to “Palin” a good man like Marco Rubio over nonsense then conservatives should shred Obama and other liberal darlings.

Rubio is the child of immigrants who worked menial jobs but never complained. Young Marco built a business from scratch. He created many good, quality jobs while being a loving husband and father. He is intellectually, emotionally, and morally solid.

Now let’s see what Democrats have offered since Chappaquiddick Ted Kennedy left a woman to die (a heinous act no Republican ever came close to matching). Bill Clinton was a sexual predator. Hillary Clinton covered up his misdeeds to pursue her own power. John Edwards used campaign funds to cover up an adulterous affair while his wife was dying of cancer. John Kerry slandered American troops by falsely accusing them of war crimes. Kerry and Edwards attacked Dick Cheney’s daughter. Al Jazeera Gore, long before doing business with Radical Islamists, accused George W. Bush of treason.

This is before Barack Obama, the best the left can do. He is a mediocre intellect with no employable skills outside of government. His youth was spent ingesting alcohol and drugs. His cold, callous, adult personality let him leave Americans to die in Benghazi while he partied in Las Vegas. Every policy he enacted has failed, which is to be expected of an affirmative action President who never held a real job where results mattered. His grades and publishings are sealed to hide his inferiority.

If America was a meritocracy, Obama would be captain of the Carnival cruise ship stranded at sea. Obama has experience running a big ship of state into the ground, and his presidency is a carnival with various clowns at key positions. Unlike the stranded Carnival ship, passengers on Titanic America will not be rescued until 2017 at the earliest. If asked how to prevent such tragedies at sea, Obama would claim himself an expert Seaman and insist that investing in green energy and education would solve the problem. This is the “intellect” liberals hitched their star to while Palining Rubio.

Some liberals will shriek “unfairness” in blaming all of them for the sins of virtually all of them (the Palestinians trick). The few decent liberals are guilty of silence. Silence is acquiescence. Conservatives stand up when our own cross the line. Liberals celebrate the viciousness.

Conservatives want to debate supply-side economics, sequester cuts, and foreign policy. Paul Ryan, Eric Cantor and Marco Rubio are sharp, smart, decent, thoughtful individuals representing a GOP desperate to solve America’s problems.

Liberals respond with “binders full of women” and other “scandals” and “gaffes” that are neither. This is what one gets from an intellectually and morally bankrupt ideology lacking anything positive to offer society.

This is the politics of personal destruction. This is Barack Obama’s Occupy Wall Street community organizing liberal America. Decent human beings need not apply.


Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”

Eric is 100% alcohol, tobacco, drug, and liberalism free. Follow Eric on Twitter @TYGRRRREXPRESS. 

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Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.



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