LOS ANGELES, April 5, 2013 — President Obama created a mild storm among feminists by committing a cardinal sin. He complimented California Attorney General Kamala Harris for her looks. Hideously ugly feminists who tend to get angry at everything stayed true to form. Apparently they did not get the Democratic National Committee memo stating that any leftist pro-choice leader can say or do whatever he wants regarding women at any time.
Rush Limbaugh refers to the worst of these ladies as Feminazis. They scream at men who judge women based on looks. They also totally missed Obama’s politically correct sanitized comments. He complimented Harris’s brains and accomplishments, and then her looks.
Obama said of Harris “She’s brilliant and she’s dedicated, she’s tough … She also happens to be, by far, the best looking attorney general. It’s true! C’mon.”
Liberals complained because that is what liberals spend their lives doing. Even one or two conservative women complained, but they were statistical aberrations looking for media attention.
Conservatives like myself were forced into the uncomfortable position of defending President Obama. Restoring a modicum of integrity and sanity to this world requires it. In fact, Obama’s “ogling” actually goes a tiny way toward rebutting a major criticism of him. Android computers lacking human emotion are incapable of lust, so Obama may be human.
Obama often comes across as robotic. An Intel Pentium chip may be located where his heart is. Sometimes Obama even has to prove he is human. His doctor takes his pulse and hopes for a reading above zero. Even worse, Obama often embarrasses himself by trying to come across as an alpha male “guy’s guy” rather than the beta male metrosexual that he is. Bowling a 37, wearing “mom jeans,” skeet-shooting badly, and 2-for-22 basketball shooting do not burnish his guy credentials. People were wondering if the Obama family dog was not the only one in that household to get neutered.
Yet the one time he acts like an actual normal guy, he gets criticized for it. Of course this feeds into the stereotype of Radical feminists as man-hating hags. If you’re a Radical feminist, and you can’t love Barack Obama, then you can’t love any man on this Earth. He is dominated by his wife and mother-in-law, not to mention Valerie Jarrett. Can’t the guy be allowed to eat a burger, smoke a cigarette, and point out a hot woman?
Not in the politically world of radical feminism.
Until every woman is reduced to an asexual character resembling Bebe Neuwirth’s “Cheers” character Lilith Crane, feminists will keep complaining.
Obama said Harris was tough and smart. When Republicans pointed out (accurately) that former New York prosecutor Jeanine Pirro was tough, smart, and hot, she did not complain. She was flattered, because most normal people take sincere compliments as such.
There are plenty of things Obama needs to fix about himself, but requiring he take sensitivity training to further emasculate himself is not the answer. He was wrong to apologize, but that is what a man beholden to perpetual victims ends up doing.
The solution is for radical feminists to start caring about what matters. Islamists are murdering women in the Middle East. Out-of-wedlock births are reducing teenage mothers to a life of poverty. The economy is hitting women hard.
Since radical feminists will never focus on what matters, the next step is for them to do the entire world a favor. They should buy some duct tape, and apply it to their own mouths the only way they apply everything else ― liberally.
Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”
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