BOSTON, October 15, 2012 – Angry liberals are screaming that Governor Mitt Romney is lying. Obama spokesperson Stephanie Cutter wil claim that everybody from moderator Candy Crowley of CNN to every other human being on Earth knows that Mr. Romney is lying.
Conservatives are calmly pointing out that the debate has not happened yet.
Liberals will scream at me and accuse me of being “biased.” Of course I am biased. What they are really angry over is that I disagree with them. In their world, the natural reaction is to froth with rage like a lunatic about “bias,” when what they should mean is disagreement.
Apparently righteous anger because someone disagrees with you is not as media worthy as “bias” with all of its evil implications.
While attacking the disagreeing, aka biased, media may make liberals feel good, it does not change the fact that the Obama-Biden team is in spiral of crash and burn.
So the next step for liberals is to declare Mr. Obama the winner even before Air Force one touches down in Long Island, New York later today.
Simultaneously Paul Ryan will also be lying during tonight’s debate, even though conservatives will point out that he will not be participating in the debate. Liberals will claim that even though Mr. Ryan will not utter a single word from the debate stage, he is obviously somewhere lying.
After all he is a conservative.
The next step is for the left to point out that any negative statements about conservatives, no matter how vile, are justified. Calling Mr. Romney a liar and a felon and a murderer is necessary. Having Mr. Biden gesticulate like a crazed lunatic off of his medication during the Vice Presidential debate, or lunch, is justified.
After all, Romney and Ryan are liars. The ends justify the means.
At this point exasperated conservatives will ask a simple question: Is there a single liberal anywhere on the internet or in real life who can give just one actual example of a lie Mr. Romney or Mr. Ryan told?
Liberals love to call conservatives “liars” but seem unable to state what is being lied about. At this point the left will point to some hate site headline that reads “Romney and Ryan are liars” as proof.
This is where conservatives need to again be patient with the children on the other side of the aisle unable to separate allegations from facts. An article accusing somebody of lying is an accusation, not proof. No proof is being offered.
Liberals will then start spouting random nonsense about evil shadowy figures from the Koch Brothers to Grover Norquist, as if conservatives legally participating in the democratic process are a threat.
Then there will be meaningless attacks on Fox News. Again the charge will be of “lying” and “bias,” although not a single example will be provided. They will name opinion hosts, again not knowing the difference between opinion and hard news. They will see MSNBC as perfectly fair and unbiased.
Then they will insist that Obama saved us from a great depression, but be unable to say how. He did something amazing, but the policy is unidentifiable.
All of this is why their is such divergence in America. Conservatives want to talk about taxes, trade, foreign affairs, and other budgetary and world matters.
The left have turned into savants. Cogent arguments are non-existent. Everything is personal. Any non-liberal is an evil, mean, horrible, lying liar who lies about…well, the ‘stuff’ Joe Biden alluded to, they guess.
So let’s save these miscreants the trouble of having to open their keyboards. Just write their comments for them. They are boring, predictable, and more recycled than the plastic bags that they think save the planet but actually spread disease.
So shame on you Mitt Romney, for lying in a debate that has not happened yet. Shame on you, Paul Ryan, for lying in a debate you will not even be participating in. Shame on you George W. Bush and Sarah Palin, for lying about something somewhere and for being either evil or stupid depending on the liberal mood at that minute.
Shame on me for being biased in my own opinion column.
Now that the liberal column about the debate has been written, liberals do not need to watch it. After all, people watch the debates to learn, grow, and understand. Those with predetermined opinions should handle simpler tasks.
Maybe they can create green-friendly straitjackets out of solar panels.
I apologize for lashing out at liberals. They are good people who seriously care about issues and would never ever resort to the politics of personal destruction just to win an election.
Never mind. I lied. They are the very worst of the worst, and that is an opinion.
Now they can go worship a bronze statue of Barack Obama in honor of his obviously winning the second debate that has yet to occur.
Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”
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