LOS ANGELES, November 21, 2012 ― For Black Friday shoppers everywhere, Christmas and Hanukkah gifts can be purchased once the Thanksgiving Day turkey is consumed and the football games end. Most people know that the only places more dangerous than the Gaza Strip and Detroit are American shopping malls on Black Friday. Shoppers wanting to avoid soccer moms disguised as Jihadists ready to kill over toys can now shop online. Many people will be buying books, since reading is fuel for the mind.
In order to help make America a better, more intelligent, and more humorous nation, I have put together a list of conservative books that you might enjoy. There are, of course, some intelligent and humorous liberal books, but unfortunately they aren’t the same books, so they would make poor holiday reading.
Evan Sayet may be the best conservative satirist in the country. He gave a speech to the Heritage Foundation that went viral on YouTube, and was called by Andrew Breitbart one of the “five most important conservative speeches ever given.” His book, “The Kindergarten of Eden” exposes how the modern liberal thinks, and answers such burning questions as, what do liberals have against God? What do they have against Jews in Israel? Why is Bruce Springsteen such an eternal downer? Check him out at http://www.evansayet.com.
Ben Shapiro is a hard-charging young gun who goes after Hollywood from the inside. His most recent book, “Primetime Propaganda,” explains how the left has used TV to convince America not just that the left is correct, but that its policies are morally virtuous while all else is evil. Not only is Hollywood biased against conservatives - it actively puts political messages into our entertainment programming. Shapiro explains how the left took over our television sets and what to do about it. Check him out at http://benjaminshapiro.com/index.php/books-top.
Greg Gutfeld is already famous, so you might wonder why a guy who needs no introduction or promotion is getting one. His book, “The Joy of Hate,” should be read because America is a meritocracy and Gutfeld merits it. Besides, despite the misleading last name Gutfeld is not Jewish. Therefore, including him on this list of authors fills a diversity quota requirement that we all detest so much. http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/red-eye/index.html.
Andrew Breitbart relaeased his book “Righteous Indignation” less than a year before his untimely death at age 43. It’s a look at the “Weinergate” episode, detailing how Anthony Weiner tried to make Breitbart the focus of his sex scandal, and how this ended up helping to destroy Weiner’s career.
Sales of Breitbart’s books benefit the family he left behind. This Thanksgiving, his wife and four children will be without the husband and father they loved so much. Spread love his family’s way by buying a book by a guy who influenced a ton of young guns, including the other authors mentioned above. http://breitbartbook.com/
I would be remiss if I failed to mention my mother’s favorite author. No, not Breitbart. Me. My books, ”Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence” and “Ideological Idiocy,” are meant to make people laugh, and enrage and offend those who need and deserve to be enraged and offended. Political books tend to have that effect. Yet as a conservative, my approach is not stuffed shirt Republicanism. Buyers of these books will be educated and entertained.
My mother has even proclaimed that while her son is totally unbalanced, thanks to my books her coffee table is now balanced perfectly. How she knows this is not something she will discuss.
Those who purchase my books online will receive unsigned copies. While there is debate on whether my signature raises or lowers the value of the books, those who contact me directly through the Washington Times Communities and purchase my books will receive signed copies. We are not talking indecipherable hieroglyphics. Sincere, real inscriptions are included. Those who purchase all three books will receive three separate inscriptions.
For those who do not have conservative family or friends, buy these books for a liberal. They may learn something, and will at least enjoy burning the books in effigy. Liberals, buy these books for your conservative loved ones.
Happy Thanksgiving, happy holidays, and happy reading to you all. May you have a safe and sane Black Friday safe at home with a good book or seven written by these fine authors.
Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”
Eric is 100% alcohol, tobacco, drug, and liberalism free. Follow Eric on Twitter @TYGRRRREXPRESS