LOS ANGELES, August 21, 2012 – President Obama recently took his Sesame Street presidency to the Children’s Television Workshop to make the case for his favorite subject, himself.
In the interest of his favorite word, “fairness,” let’s tell the real A to Z story of the failed Obama presidency.
Attorney General Eric Holder: From refusing to prosecute the New Black Panthers to covering up botched sting operations that get border agents killed, this race-baiter is for you.
Budget gimmicks: His budgets get voted down 97-0 by his own party because they know he is unserious.
Commodity prices: Food and gasoline prices are skyrocketing. He blames everything but his own policies.
Downgraded credit rating: He inherited from George W. Bush a Triple-A credit rating and wrecked it.
Economic stagnation: 42 straight months of unemployment over 8%. He inherited 5.7% unemployment.
Fast and Furious: By trying to bypass the Second Amendment, his administration got an American borer agent killed. Now Mr. Transparency hides behind Executive Privilege.
Government Motors: He claims to have saved General Motors. He actually stole from the stockholders, illegally gave the money to the unions, and the company has plummeted in value since.
Harry the Hatchet Man Reid: No slur is out of bounds, including calling Romney a murderer. One phone call from President Obama would stop the hatred, but that would require leadership and moral courage.
Inflation: He discounts food and fuel prices to pretend inflation is under control.
Jobs Council: He no longer meets with them. They failed, and their work is done.
Keystone Pipeline: Refusing to build this is costing America thousands of good jobs. He cares more about the greeniacs and their trees than human beings out of work.
Louis Gates: This black Harvard professor and friend of Obama harassed a white police officer. Mr. Obama said the white police officer “acted stupidly,” without knowing the facts.
Mississippi-Lousiana Gulf Coast: Mr. Obama used the tragic oil spill that he failed to fix as an excuse to shut down drilling. He has decimated the Gulf Coast economies worse than any oil spill could.
Nuclear Iran: For three years Iran has marched toward a bomb at will. He wags his finger, but they just laugh at him and persist.
Obamacare: The worst piece of domestic legislation in history.
Poland: He shoved this loyal ally under the bus to appease the Russians.
QE2: Ben Bernanke prints more money so Mr. Obama can spend it.
Reset with Russia: He gives Putin whatever he wants, and Putin responds by disrespecting an American President he knows he can take advantage of. Putin sees kindness as weakness, accurately.
Solyndra: Obama spent billions on a fraudulent environmental movement and is now covering up what he knew and when he knew it.
Typical white grandmother—Nobody know what a typical white person is, but it made Mr. Obama a typical race-baiter.
Unemployment and underemployment—They are at sky-high levels and Obama has no answers.
Vice President Joe Biden: This man, when not race-baiting, is just making comments that even Obama admits are colossally stupid. To err is Biden, to gaffe is Biden squared.
War on Coal: Mr. Obama wants to put the coal industry out of business so that we can rely on alternative energy ideas that fail. Again, greeniacs win while American workers lose.
X-rated language: He and his Vice President use foul language. Dignity and class are lost on them.
You didn’t build that: Mr. Obama believes government is the root of all good. That is why he is failing.
Zero: The “O” is his name is now this number. It represents his abilities and results.
This is the Obama presidency from A to Z. If you want to save America, get rid of President Zero.
Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”
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