Beauty is only skin deep: The top-ten ugliest women in politics

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly cuts clean to the bone. Whatever their looks, these women all share an ugly lack of character.

LOS ANGELES, August 13, 2012 — On June 21, the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2012 were unveiled. The idea of a Top 10 Ugliest Women in Politics list was born on Independence Day.

Due to the controversial nature of this undertaking, I explained the methodology in detail. This list consists of women who are not all ugly, not by traditional standards of beauty.

Most in fact are attractive. What they are not, though, is conservative.

Why no conservative women are on the list? Why don’t Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann make the ugly hit-parade? Neither has ever done anything to bother liberals except be conservative and breath the same air they do. Liberals hate them just because they’re both female and conservative, a hatred that’s surpassed only by liberal hatred for conservative blacks.

This list only contains liberal women because the ugliness it celebrates is all about hate, and liberal women are so very good at it.

With no further ado, here are the top ten:

10.) Hillary Clinton. In her heyday she was a fake feminist who rode the coattails of her charismatic husband to the highest levels of power. She made excuses for his decades of abusive behavior toward women, from sexually harassing an intern to rape allegations - she was a feminist who didn’t care about women. 

Hillary Clinton 67th United States Secretary of State

She still pretends to be a feminist heroine despite taking orders from a man who holds her in low regard. Given what a lightweight

he is, that is quite the indignity, but power matters to her more than self-respect. This is why she flies hours on an airplane to ask Syrian President Bashar Assad whether he wants her to serve him Mint Medley or Earl Gray Tea.

After she leaves, he shoots a few more of his citizens to remind her how little she matters. Then she blames Israel because her boss tells her to. Any developments in Syria or other parts of the world are in spite of or peripheral to her.

In past years she would have topped this list, but the ultimate indignity is her sliding to the bottom.

9.) Arianna Huffington/Joan Walsh. Ms. Huffington made her money the old-fashioned way.

She married it.

Arrianna Huffington - Joan Walsh

Huffington was conservative when conservatism was popular, then a populist when that was fashionable. She moved left when liberalism briefly ascended, but at heart she is really a capitalist who bashes capitalism, a Lear Jet Liberal.

She made millions selling out to AOL, and selling out her unpaid writers. 

She does not censor hate speech, prizing blog traffic and advertising revenue above decency. Her Huffington Post, with the Daily Kos and, forms the Axis of Anti-Semitism.

Joan Walsh represents the angry, screaming left. Ideological bigotry is her hobby. She is the editor of Salon, which means she has no power, influence, or abilities. Typing “I hate Republicans” twice a week entertains her noxious fans, but it does not change policy. She would say that pointing out her irrelevance is sexist and racist, which is why she is not fit to clean most men’s cuticles, much less opine on why everyone else but her poisons the political discourse.

8.) Rielle Hunter/John Edwards. What is worse than a woman who sleeps with a married man, knowing his wife has terminal cancer? 

Rielle Hunter - John Edwards

He made his money lying to juries, damaging the medical industry by being that man. Edwards did it while running for president, then used campaign money to cover it up, promoting unnecessary defensive medicine.

Rielle Hunter made her money blackmailing Edwards.

Edwards makes this list as a hybrid metrosexual/effeminate pretty-boy. He’s more feminine than many women. His unholy union with Rielle Hunter was a lesbian relationship.

Rachel Maddow is displaced from the list by the lesbian Edwards, who with his ex-paramour are the only daughters of Sappho on this list.

7.) Christiane Amanpour. Ms. Amanpour hates all things Jewish or politically conservative. She married a leftist Jew, which gives her cover. 

Christina Amanpour

Every act of radical Islamic fundamentalism is due to the “intransigence of Jewish settlers.” She probably awakens from a deep sleep murmuring about the “intransigence of Jewish settlers.”

Those words come to her the way other people say “hello” and “nice day today.”

No act of Palestinian terrorism is too wicked for her to whitewash. Luckily she reports on a network that people stopped watching ages ago.

6.) A pair of Barbaras: Barbara Boxer and Barbara Mikulski. Along with a singer named Streisand, these women make up the three worst Babsies in the country.

At least these two leftist Senators from opposite coasts spell their first name correctly.

Ms. Boxer is a former stockbroker who hates business, while Mikulski will most likely become the next defensive standout for the Baltimore Ravens when Ray Lewis retires.

These women have spent their careers pretending to care about women. Their feminism is restricted to sticking up for politically liberal women who are pro-choice on abortion. These loudmouth women shut their traps when a liberal man abuses a conservative woman.

Barbara Mikulski - Barbara Boxer

They ignore radical Islamist violence against women. When beauty pageant contestants are attacked, they don’t care.

Rush Limbaugh said years ago that feminism was created so that ugly women could have a chance in society.

He was as right as these women are leftists.

5.) Sheila Jackson Lee. When Barack Obama holds his State of the Union, Jackson Lee hurdles past everybody like a linebacker to get the aisle seat so she can give him a kiss.

In private her hobbies include screaming at members of her staff until they cry. If verbal abuse does not get the message across, office supplies make for great projectiles.

Sheila Jackson Lee

Sheila Jackson Lee

When not railing against the young people working for her, she rails against Republicans. She calls them mean-spirited and claims they do not care about ordinary people. She makes racially charged comments, though less often than others who are higher up on the list.

4.) Nancy Pelosi. This woman is the Queen of Dingbatistan. Picture Edith Bunker without the endearing kindness. Ms. Pelosi is the rocket scientist who said of Obamacare that “we have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it.”

During the 2006 election season, Pelosi made so many gaffes that she was given an order of silence from her own side. The Democrats won Congress in 2006, and she became Speaker of the House. She immediately became a lightning rod. She went to Syria to sip tea with murderer Bashar Assad. She even put on a burka. Unfortunately, she removed it when she came home.

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi

When Obama was ready to give up on Obamacare, her heavy-handed tactics to pass it helped poison the well of Congress for years to come. The public still hates the law, and her speakership lasted only four years. When most people preside over devastating losses, they resign. Ms. Pelosi remained as House Minority Leader.

She rambles on about having Newt Gingrich arrested and other nonsense. She does not realize that her San Francisco district does not represent America.

It is good for Republicans that most people understand that she does represent the Democratic Party quite well. That is not a compliment. Pelosi is an ideological bigot, but not a racial or ethnic one, though her recent comments about Republicans “exploiting” Jews come dangerously close to the line.

3.) Samantha Power. Anybody who thinks Obama is pro-Israel needs to know about Samantha Power. The Obama campaign in 2008 denied that she was an integral part of the team. She was forced into the background, but not because of anti-Semitism.

Samantha Power

Samantha Power

She made the mistake of truthfully referring to Hillary Clinton as a “monster.”

Once the election was over, Obama brought Power back into the fold, knowing that liberal Jews would never stand up for themselves against a liberal black president. He needed to kick Israel in the teeth, but not leave his own footprints behind.

Ms. Power, with a lifetime of pro-Palestinian writings, was a perfect proxy.

In addition to expressing Jew-hatred, Power is married to Cass Sunstein, Obama’s regulatory czar. Glenn Beck repeatedly pointed out people in the Obama administration who operated in the shadows, and Sunstein and Power were at the top of that danger list.

Those who fear the green agenda should fear Mr. Sunstein; those who fear the eradication of Israel should fear his wife, who never misses a chance to blame Israel for Palestinian suffering. Hamas and Hezbollah blowing up innocent Jews bores her as a topic.

2.) Maxine Waters. This woman is vile. The constituents in her Los Angeles district were black and poor when she arrived in Congress. Now they are just as black and even poorer. Meanwhile, Waters has become wealthy.

She is engulfed in an ethics investigation centered around corrupt financial dealings.

Maxine Waters

Waters has called Tea Party attendees racists, and told them to “go to hell.” Perhaps she was inviting them to her district, which is hell. She has referred to House Speaker John Boehner and Majority Leader Eric Cantor using racially charged language.

Her entire career has been a pattern of “fail at everything, blame whitey, get worked up into a phony lather, wash, rinse, repeat.”

She praised Occupy Wall Street because leftist violence is justified in her vicious world.

1.) Debbie Wasserman Schultz. This woman is truly the very worst of the very worst. She was Obama’s choice to head up the Democratic National Committee. The qualifications for the job are to get in the gutter, ignore policy, and make everything personal. Ms. Wasserman Schultz is a perfect fit.

Wasserman Schultz is a leftist Jew, which gives President Obama cover to knock Israel around at will. She would happily throw everyone from Eric Cantor to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to the wolves because they are not “her people.” Her people are leftists, and everything with her is personal.

Like many angry, vicious people, she is not very bright. She acts like she knows everything, but like her husband Sergeant Schultz from “Hogan’s Heroes,” she knows nothing.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

(Unconfirmed are rumors that she and the Sergeant gave birth to an angry, screaming leftist child, MSNBC’s Ed Schultz.)

Her hobbies include demonizing minority conservatives from Cantor to Colonel Allen West, who fought for his country and became a congressman in Florida. She ran her mouth off and occupied a neighboring South Florida district, where character takes a back seat to liberal ideology.

She treats black conservatives like Colonel West as “Uncle Toms,” not noticing the irony of her being a leftist Jewish Obama shill.

Her accomplishments? None. The times she comes to the microphone and says something positive? None. She represents every stereotype of the angry, liberal, feminist woman that no man in his right mind would want to associate with.

It is not just her liberalism. It is her unrepentant rage at anyone who dares to disagree with her. She gets paid to tear people apart and call that unity. Her job is to pit people against each other and then lament the lack of GOP compromise. She is a throat-slitter, and then wonders why the discord in America is so poisoned.

It is because of women like her. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is at the bottom of every rung of decency, and she is the ugliest woman in American politics.

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Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.



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