Cursing President Obama for calling America "soft and lazy"

Barack Obama called Americans lazy and soft. There is only one curseword strong enough to describe Mr. Obama.

LOS ANGELES, November 15, 2011—The President keeps attacking his own citizens, confusing them with royal subjects.

Barack Obama recently referred to Americans as “soft.” This week he referred to Americans as “lazy.”

There is only one curseword strong enough to correctly identify and condemn someone who rocketed to the Presidency despite not having created anything of importance. There is only one epithet harsh enough to verbally smack down a man who says nothing, does even less, and blames everybody else for his own failures.

There is only one pejorative for a man who alternates between condescension and smugness while needing Valerie Jarrett to tie his shoes for him.

There is only one insult for a man who lectures businesses about hiring while having never run a business.

There is only one rebuke for a man who lashes out at a “do-nothing congress” while his own party fails to pass a budget for one thousand days.

There is only one thing left to say about a man who is able to hold himself in the highest of regard without having a clue about the simplest aspects of life.

President Obama, you are a Frenchman.

French because only a Frenchman would confuse citizens with subjects while spending his entire life on vacation from reality. Several years ago the French left thousands of senior citizens to die from heatstroke due to the 2003 heat wave that hit during the August vacation period, when doctors, hospital staff and many others take leave.

We are standing by watching as Obama allows riots in the streets and violence against American capitalism, not unlike those seen in France. Little is said as Obama tosses Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu under the bus, blaming the Jewish leader for trying to save his own country from Islamist lunatics.

Barack Obama has adopted an aura of snobbery so vast that critics might be convinced that he is the result of Jacques Chirac and John Kerry having a baby, if such a thing were possible.

Barack Obama would make a great King Louis (I through XVI), with Michelle Obama playing a fine Marie “Let them eat cake” Antoinette. After all, what other type of human being would destroy American businesses and then complain that businesses are not innovating, creating, and hiring?

The peasants want jobs, and Mr. Obama waxes poetic about high speed rail, green energy, and other projects that do nothing to hire people. He then kills pipeline projects until a fed-up Canada decides that China is better at capitalism than America.

Mr. Obama’s wind power is killing American hopes, dreams, and chances at a better life.

Only a man like Barack Obama could fail at everything that matters, leave everybody else to clean up his failures, and then blame those very people toiling with the mops and brooms for not producing fast enough.

As President Obama requires a stiff drink of reality put in his glass, let it be delivered stone cold. Cut taxes right now. Eliminate the capital gains tax entirely. Slash spending right now. Entitlements are crippling the budget. Break out the machete.

Repeal government-run health care and focus on market-based solutions. The focus should be cost containment, nothing else. Put regulators in jail when they are guilty of the very corruption they are supposed to be regulating. Anybody working at financial regulatory agencies while Bernie Madoff and Jon Corzine were destroying wealth should be fired and put on trial for gross negligence.

Repeal Dodd-Frank and Sarbanes-Oxley.

Force every politician who supports unions to hire union workers for their own businesses. Start with the Pelosiraptor, who loves unions for other employers but not for her own companies.

Then drill for oil everywhere from Alaska to Hawaii to Florida to New York to Henry Waxman’s schnozzola.

Mr. Obama is unwilling and incapable of grasping one ounce of any of these ideas because they contradict his ideologically inflexible predetermined opinions.

The American people are not lazy. They are shackled. Barack Obama is the slave master who takes great delight in cracking the whip and then failing to understand why the mules cannot work harder and produce more.

The mules are physically and emotionally spent. They just want a break from hyper-taxation, hyper-regulation, and lectures from a man who has a track record of…nothing, absolutely nothing.

America is sinking, and Barack Obama is smiling, golfing, and collecting money. There is only one word to describe a man who would enact policies that attack American workers while calling those workers who built this nation “lazy.”

Mr. Obama, you are officially French.

Now move to Paris and take Eric Holder with you. You can be yoga partners, sip wine and throw bread at homeless people.


Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian.

Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.” Eric is 100% alcohol, tobacco, drug, and liberalism free. After years of dating liberals, he has finally seen the light and now only dates Republican Jewish women. His family is pleased over this. Republican, Jewish women, you may contact Eric above.

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Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.



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