LOS ANGELES, June 8, 2011 — Apparently the Weiner dog does not like his kosher. Anthony Weiner has actually managed to add a new layer to an already tawdry sex scandal.
This is not about him marrying a South Asian woman of Pakistan-Indian parentage. Many Jewish people disagree with intermarriage for cultural reasons, but he fell in love and that is his business.
However, it is being reported that he has been caught making comments that are vile and defamatory toward Jewish women. If he were not Jewish, they would be considered anti-Semitic. Since he is Jewish, he will be let off the hook with the mere charge of being self-loathing.
Too many Jewish men intermarry or date outside of the faith because of a negative and totally untrue stereotype about Jewish women.
The knock on Jewesses is that they are prudes. This is totally fallacious, but then again, so is Congressman Weiner.
One of his fantasy paramours was a 40 year old Jewess from Las Vegas. She offered to perform oral sex on him. He expressed shock that a Jewish woman would do this.
What planet is this guy living on? Has he never heard of Monica Lewinsky?
I hate to have to be the champion of feminists everywhere, but it is time that this unfair stereotyping of Jewish women stops.
I had to learn this lesson the hard way. I attended college at American Jewish University. My freshmen year some of us would drive to Mount Saint Mary’s to “date” the Catholic girls. We did this because we were convinced that Jewish women were ice princesses and we were young, single men dealing with fiery hormones.
I realized quickly that it was not the women who deflected our advances, Jewish or otherwise, who were flawed. It was me. Many women are simply intolerant. They demand that guys earn a living, be clean-shaven, wear clean shirts, have those shirts buttoned, and focus on having conversations.
This intolerance is known in female circles as “standards.” Men do not suffer this affliction, so we do not grasp it.
The reason why many Jewish women do not do certain acts is not because they lack sexual desires. They just don’t want to give their body to a jack@ss. They respect themselves and demand that respect from men.
Jewish women are as willing to engage in romantic interludes as much as any other woman, however women with standards first want a guy to prove he is not a complete imbecile in the romance department.
Acts of imbecilic behavior in ascending order include inappropriate language, leaving the lid down - or the seat up - and infidelity.
I meet many Jewish women who are shocked that men with brains and careers exist. Had I a diary about the fine Jewish women I have known, I would let Congressman Weiner read it. However I did not write one.
Sex is not based on any particular religion. It is biological. There is not a single sex act that non-Jewish women perform or have performed to them that Jewish women, as a group, are against. The People of the Book do not practice female circumcision.
Jewish women are perfectly capable of experiencing, and giving, physical pleasure as any other. From personal experience, I am appalled that Congressman Weiner would make statements to the contrary.
Congressman Weiner, I would elaborate on this fact, but you can’t handle the truth. You are a desperate little boy who never became a man. For you to disrespect your own people, your own women, in such a vile manner is so…you.
However we don’t do ourselves any favors when Jews, which make up about 1/5 of 1% of the population, have a 52% intermarriage rate. What Hitler failed to do, we are doing to ourselves through intermarriage. We are immolating ourselves and practicing cultural suicide.
The last thing we need is some leftist Jew who marries a Muslim woman lecturing the world on supposed, and inaccurate, flaws in Jewish women.
Jewish sex inside a happy Jewish marriage leads to Jewish children. Children don’t grow on trees. Al Gore isn’t Jewish.
The only thing to say about Jewish women is what Teri Hatcher said to Jerry Seinfeld in one of the best episodes of that show. She was talking about her breasts, which were rumoured to be enhanced:
“They are real…and they are spectacular.”
Yes they are. Oh my lord they are. This is something that can also be said for every aspect of the daughters of Sarah, Rebecca, Leah, and Rachel.
Maybe the liberal Jewish women will finally realize that Anthony Weiner is not their champion. Maybe the NOW will finally for once speak up and prove they care about women.
As for me, 6000 years of beautiful religious traditions mandate that I choose lusting over loathing when it comes to my own people.
Jewish women: You really are the best.
(Correction: The writer erred in identifying Huma Abedin as an Arab. This has been corrected and we apologize Huma Abedin and regret any confusion.)
Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.” Eric is 100% alcohol, tobacco, drug, and liberalism free. After years of dating liberals, he has finally seen the light and now only dates Republican Jewish women. His family is pleased over this. Republican, Jewish women, you may contact Eric above.
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