US Park Service to hire magicians to make monuments disappear

There’s nothing to see here folks, just move along. Photo: Jim Bozeman

MILLINOCKET, Maine, October 6, 2013 – Barricades, parking lot closures, even denying access to roadside overlooks hasn’t been working. People can still see many of the monuments around the country. The Park Service has been told to somehow make them unavailable to on-lookers during the government shutdown.

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Well, the Park Service bigwigs got together and came up with a unique solution: sleight of hand. If magicians can make buildings, airplanes and the Statue of Liberty disappear, wouldn’t it work for other monuments?

So the next time you drive by that well-known monument in your area, it won’t be there. Don’t even try to find it because it won’t reappear until Congress finds its own magic, breaks the stalemate and funds the government.




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Jim Bozeman spent most of his working years in the printing business. Much of his work involved copy writing and proof reading. Born and raised in the Deep South, Jim is now retired and living in central Maine. 



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