MILLINOCKET, Maine, October 6, 2013 – Barricades, parking lot closures, even denying access to roadside overlooks hasn’t been working. People can still see many of the monuments around the country. The Park Service has been told to somehow make them unavailable to on-lookers during the government shutdown.
Well, the Park Service bigwigs got together and came up with a unique solution: sleight of hand. If magicians can make buildings, airplanes and the Statue of Liberty disappear, wouldn’t it work for other monuments?
So the next time you drive by that well-known monument in your area, it won’t be there. Don’t even try to find it because it won’t reappear until Congress finds its own magic, breaks the stalemate and funds the government.
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