Pelosi and Biden to meet the Pope; what could go wrong?

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MILLINOCKET, Maine - March 17, 2013 - There seems to be a lot of “you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up” going around these days. All the more proof that God really is a comedian. He’s given us real life sit-coms, silly skits and improv, sometimes all wrapped into one act. 

This week, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden will be part of the American-Catholic delegation chosen by  President Obama to attend the inaugural mass for Pope Francis. Some of you started laughing at the first announcement of that plan.

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While Joe and Nancy will likely  need no help in looking ridiculous, let’s just imagine we are God’s gag writers:

Joe at Communion: Ya got any cheese to go with these crackers? How ‘bout a Mountain Dew? I’m not  a big fan of grape juice.

Nancy at Communion: Ugh! This wine is abysmal! I’ve got a good Cabernet you should try.

Joe on the Vatican tour: Wow, Papa Seer, nice diggs ya got here! I could get into being Pope, or even a Cardinal. Well… except for that celibacy thing.

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Whatever happens when the Dopes meet the Pope, it will be Divinely scripted, and we should all get a good laugh from it.





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Jim Bozeman spent most of his working years in the printing business. Much of his work involved copy writing and proof reading. Born and raised in the Deep South, Jim is now retired and living in central Maine. 



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