MILLINOCKET, Maine - March 17, 2013 - There seems to be a lot of “you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up” going around these days. All the more proof that God really is a comedian. He’s given us real life sit-coms, silly skits and improv, sometimes all wrapped into one act.
This week, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden will be part of the American-Catholic delegation chosen by President Obama to attend the inaugural mass for Pope Francis. Some of you started laughing at the first announcement of that plan.
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While Joe and Nancy will likely need no help in looking ridiculous, let’s just imagine we are God’s gag writers:
Joe at Communion: Ya got any cheese to go with these crackers? How ‘bout a Mountain Dew? I’m not a big fan of grape juice.
Nancy at Communion: Ugh! This wine is abysmal! I’ve got a good Cabernet you should try.
Joe on the Vatican tour: Wow, Papa Seer, nice diggs ya got here! I could get into being Pope, or even a Cardinal. Well… except for that celibacy thing.
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Whatever happens when the Dopes meet the Pope, it will be Divinely scripted, and we should all get a good laugh from it.
JMB
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