WASHINGTON, D.C., March 4, 2013 ― Recognizing Naomi Wolf’s past achievements in bashing Western civilization, the Qatari-owned news network Al Jazeera is now in negotiations with the renown author of The End of America to offer her a job as an official on-air jihadess.
While Ms. Wolf’s former accomplishments include such important works as Promiscuities and Vagina: A New Biography, her most relevant qualification to become an accessory to this foreign Islamist network’s effort to take down her own country is her seminal article, Fascist America in 10 easy steps. Published in the British newspaper Guardian, it serves as a blueprint for a totalitarian group or government “to destroy the democratic character of a nation-state and subvert the social/political liberty previously exercised by its citizens,” cleverly disguised as criticism of George W. Bush’s policies:
1. Invoke a terrifying internal and external enemy
2. Create a gulag
3. Develop a thug caste
4. Set up an internal surveillance system
5. Harass citizens’ groups
6. Engage in arbitrary detention and release
7. Target key individuals
8. Control the press
9. Treat all political dissidents as traitors
10. Suspend the rule of law
Naturally, it was only a matter of time before a motivated political group with enough financial backing and a vested interest in a fascist takeover, would offer the author a job.
Even though the Obama administration already seems to be following Ms. Wolf’s ten-point agenda, the outside assistance from a freedom-crushing Islamic organization cannot be underestimated.
As of this writing, a pro-American activist group has succeeded in stopping major U.S. companies from advertising on Al Jazeera, which is a foreign entity. Incidentally, this group has been designated as a target by the Council for Islamic-American Relations, or CAIR, which is supposedly an independent American entity.
It is truly an opportunity of a lifetime for an author like Naomi Wolf to join a stealthy effort to dismantle the framework of American liberties while posing as yet another supposedly independent American player.
We’re confident Naomi Wolf is fully prepared to sacrifice her trademark feminist and internationalist principles to hold this position. This includes not talking incessantly about her own vagina, as well as keeping quiet about female genital mutilation, arranged child marriage, honor killings, forced veiling, stoning for adultery, second-class status of women in Muslim countries, rape and domestic abuse, Islamic supremacism, human rights violations, Jew-hatred, and terrorism.
She will also need to learn to accept sexual harassment in the workplace, for which Al Jazeera is known, as well as disapproval of her immodest, ankle-and-wrist revealing dress and sultry Western demeanor.
Last but not least, she will have to acknowledge and comply with her inferior status as a Jew among Muslims - although she should have already figured out how to fit into an anti-Semitic organization while writing for the Huffington Post.
Because the ladder of success for her category in the progressive movement doesn’t get any higher than this, we congratulate Naomi Wolf for achieving the pinnacle of her career. From this point, it can only go downhill.
Al Jazeera fanatics are now invited to send tips on their next terrorist attack directly to Ms. Wolf at her contact email, so she can set up her satellite truck and report live from the scene, beating the infidel networks.
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This article has been written in collaboration with Larissa Scott-Atbashian
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