Top ten things that didn't happen in 2012

The meek inherited the Earth, couldn't afford the estate taxes. Photo: Oleg Atbashian

WASHINGTON, January 3, 2013 ― Many things happened in 2012 – good things, bad things, and some very bad things.

If you’re unhappy because events didn’t go your way, you’re not thinking positively. The fact is, we don’t know how lucky we are until we know what things could have happened - but didn’t.

Below is a helpful list that may steer your thoughts toward a more positive outcome.

And make sure you scroll down to the bottom of the page to see all the non-headlines.

Top Ten Things That Didn’t Happen in 2012

10. Melting of the ice caps with the inevitable bailout of Santa’s workshop and the Federal government’s takeover of the ‘naughty and nice’ list.

9. Greece abandoning the Euro, as their accountants could no longer find any.

8. Reinvention of the wheel, with the gradual reinvention of axles in the 3rd quarter of 2013.

7. Meek inheriting the Earth but unable to afford estate taxes.

6. Solving the riddle of the Universe; not understanding the answer.

5. Theoretical black hole created in a lab; media sucked in.

4. Bigfoot discovered in Ohio, mysteriously not voting for Obama.

 3. Freak flying pig accident causing bacon to fly off the shelves.

 2. Mayans cashing in on futures as world ended in December. 

 1. Passing of the budget by US Congress.

 

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Top Ten Things That Didn't Happen in 2012 (600 x 689)

The list of headlines was submitted by the People’s Cube veteran, Terry Colon.

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With a whole lot of humor and an eye to the absurdities of poltics and politicans, Oleg Atbashian brings the news and views from The People's Cube to the Communities and you.

Born and raised in Ukraine, Oleg Atbashian has been a teacher, translator, construction worker, satirical journalist, and at one time a propaganda artist, creating visual agitprop for the local Party committee in Siberia. In 1994, he moved to the US with the hope of living in a country ruled by reason and common sense, and whose citizens were appreciative of constitutional rights and capitalist prosperity. To his dismay, he discovered a nation deeply infected by the leftist disease of "progressivism" that was arresting true societal progress. He started writing satire again, this time in English, publishing a large number of essays, political parodies, and cartoons, in various media in America and around the world.

In 2005 Oleg Atbashian started ThePeoplesCube.com, a forum-based spoof of "progressive" ideology with a loyal conservative/libertarian following, which he runs under the name of "Comrade Red Square, People's Director, Department of Visual Agitation and Unanimity." Rush Limbaugh described it on his show as "a Stalinist version of The Onion." The site contains thousands of hilarious, original satires and graphics by contributors from all parts of the US and the English-speaking world.

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