Finally a flag Americans can burn

The Obama campaign is selling a fundamentally transformed version of the American flag: zero states and five skid marks.

WASHINGTON, September 16, 2012 ― The Obama’s Dry Goods Store of Temporarily Unfree Stuff is selling a fundamentally transformed version of the American flag: the fifty stars for fifty seven states are replaced by the iconic zero, the seven red stripes across the bottom are replaced with five bloody skid marks as seen on TV at the Libyan Embassy, and instead of “Star-Spangled” it is now called “Our Stripes,” to distinguish it from “their” stripes.

For only 35 Capitalist Exploitation Units you can perform a proletarian acquisition of this glorious item designed by comrades Ross Bruggink and Dan Olson of Studio MPLS Unionized Collective for Visual Agitation and Propaganda. The bad news is, this is a “Limited edition” (only 250 units), which means it can’t be distributed to each according to his needs. The good news is, it is made in the USA out of perfectly flammable China-made synthetic fabric.

 

_________________________________

At The People’s Cube, we do NOT equate all “liberals” with communists. The purpose of this website is to pick up “liberal” hitchhikers and give them a ride to the communist wonderland - the inevitable end result of their “well-meaning” policies. 


This article is the copyrighted property of the writer and Communities @ WashingtonTimes.com. Written permission must be obtained before reprint in online or print media. REPRINTING TWTC CONTENT WITHOUT PERMISSION AND/OR PAYMENT IS THEFT AND PUNISHABLE BY LAW.

More from The People's Cube
 
blog comments powered by Disqus
Oleg Atbashian

With a whole lot of humor and an eye to the absurdities of poltics and politicans, Oleg Atbashian brings the news and views from The People's Cube to the Communities and you.

Born and raised in Ukraine, Oleg Atbashian has been a teacher, translator, construction worker, satirical journalist, and at one time a propaganda artist, creating visual agitprop for the local Party committee in Siberia. In 1994, he moved to the US with the hope of living in a country ruled by reason and common sense, and whose citizens were appreciative of constitutional rights and capitalist prosperity. To his dismay, he discovered a nation deeply infected by the leftist disease of "progressivism" that was arresting true societal progress. He started writing satire again, this time in English, publishing a large number of essays, political parodies, and cartoons, in various media in America and around the world.

In 2005 Oleg Atbashian started ThePeoplesCube.com, a forum-based spoof of "progressive" ideology with a loyal conservative/libertarian following, which he runs under the name of "Comrade Red Square, People's Director, Department of Visual Agitation and Unanimity." Rush Limbaugh described it on his show as "a Stalinist version of The Onion." The site contains thousands of hilarious, original satires and graphics by contributors from all parts of the US and the English-speaking world.

Contact Oleg Atbashian

Error

Please enable pop-ups to use this feature, don't worry you can always turn them off later.

Question of the Day
Featured
Photo Galleries
Popular Threads
Powered by Disqus