WASHINGTON, September 16, 2012 ― The Obama’s Dry Goods Store of Temporarily Unfree Stuff is selling a fundamentally transformed version of the American flag: the fifty stars for fifty seven states are replaced by the iconic zero, the seven red stripes across the bottom are replaced with five bloody skid marks as seen on TV at the Libyan Embassy, and instead of “Star-Spangled” it is now called “Our Stripes,” to distinguish it from “their” stripes.
For only 35 Capitalist Exploitation Units you can perform a proletarian acquisition of this glorious item designed by comrades Ross Bruggink and Dan Olson of Studio MPLS Unionized Collective for Visual Agitation and Propaganda. The bad news is, this is a “Limited edition” (only 250 units), which means it can’t be distributed to each according to his needs. The good news is, it is made in the USA out of perfectly flammable China-made synthetic fabric.
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