Make Super Bowl Monday a national holiday

Josh Moore is an American and NFL hero. He has petitioned the White House to make the Monday after the Super Bowl a national holiday. Photo: Super Bowl XLVII

LOS ANGELES, January 25, 2013—On February 3rd, 2013, the Baltimore Ravens and San Francisco 49ers will play in the Harbowl, Super Bowl (47) XLVII. In a travesty of justice, Americans will have to go to work the next day.

This is morally, and should be legally, wrong.

Josh Moore is the greatest living American since Paul Revere. He is determined to right this wrong. He has begun a White House petition to make the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday.

Critics will claim that the Super Bowl is a “game.” Those people should be deported to France. This is America, where we cling to our guns, religion, red meat, and football. If some of us are lazy and slothful on an NFL Sunday, it is because we worked hard all week. Monday Night Football was created to honor the working man.

It is as American as “For all you do, this Bud’s for you.”

Those who show up to work on the Monday after the big game are usually unproductive anyway. Their stomachs are upset from consuming mass quantities of unhealthy food. They are sleep-deprived from staying up late on the East Coast.

They need a day to recover.

There are ways to make this work that would not cripple the American economy. One solution is to move Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day from the third Monday in January to the first Monday in February. Since February is Black History Month, it makes perfect sense to have the greatest civil rights leader in American history have his day celebrated during the month honoring his achievements. In fact, Church services before the game could honor him. The NFL could work it into their pregame coverage.

This will not make up for their needing to fix the “Rooney Rule,” but it would be a good symbolic gesture.

There is precedent for moving holidays. America used to, in February ironically, celebrate the birthdays of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Now there is just “Presidents Day.”

Half of America watches the Super Bowl, and the other half just likes to be contrarian. Allowing Super Bowl Monday to be a legal holiday would allow children on the East Coast to stay up late and watch the game. This is for the children so it has to be good.

Help Josh Moore make America an even greater nation than it already is. Sign the petition and let the first Monday in February be Super Bowl Recovery Day.

Barring this, simply bypass the President and go straight to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Goodell is more important anyway.

May God bless the United States of America, the National Football League, and armchair quarterbacks everywhere.

 

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian who is obsessed with the National Football League. There is no offseason. Every February he pretends to care about other sports while sobbing uncontrollably each Sunday until September. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.” 

Follow Eric on Twitter @TYGRRRREXPRESS Eric Golub is an independent writer for the Communities. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog.

Follow us: @wtcommunities on Twitter


This article is the copyrighted property of the writer and Communities @ WashingtonTimes.com. Written permission must be obtained before reprint in online or print media. REPRINTING TWTC CONTENT WITHOUT PERMISSION AND/OR PAYMENT IS THEFT AND PUNISHABLE BY LAW.

More from Narcotics For Leatherheads (NFL)
 
blog comments powered by Disqus
Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.

 

 

Contact Eric Golub

Error

Please enable pop-ups to use this feature, don't worry you can always turn them off later.

Question of the Day
Featured
Photo Galleries
Popular Threads
Powered by Disqus