NFL 2012 Week 1: Oakland Raiders vs. San Diego Chargers

The opening week of the 2012 National Football League season is now in the books. Here is an extensive recap of every game, updated to reflect Monday Night Football action.

CHEROKEE, South Carolina, September 10, 2012  – Narcotics For leatherheads season is now upon us.

After seven long months, welcome back to the National Football League.

The 2012 NFL season predictions were offered.

The Week 1 point spreads were released.

Now the games are in the books, bringing us the most extensive NFL Week 1 Recap in the entire nation. It will be updated to reflect the Monday night games.

I am an Oakland Raiders fan and my Washington Times Communities colleague Gayle Falkenthal is a San Diego Chargers fan.

Therefore, it is important for my readers to know that Gayle is Satan, the face of all modern evil in this world. 


Gayle, it’s on like Donkey Flippin’ Kong!

Everything else in life can wait. It’s time for Monday Night Football.

Go Raiders!

 

 

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian who is obsessed with the National Football League. There is no offseason. Every February he pretends to care about other sports while sobbing uncontrollably each Sunday until September.

Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”  When not watching football, his only other hobby is Republican, Jewish women. Republican, Jewish women, you may contact Eric above.

Follow Eric on Twitter @TYGRRRREXPRESS Eric Golub is an independent writer for the Communities. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog.

 


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Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.

 

 

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