American Nazi Party redux

American Nazis will be celebrating Hitler's birthday. The clowns will be throwing the party instead of being the entertainment. Photo: Wikimedia Commons/

CHICAGO, April 20, 2012 — Today is the birthday of the notorious Austrian paperhanger, Adolf Hitler. I only mention this because of the article I wrote about American Nazi Party registered congressional lobbyist, John Taylor Bowles. 

As you can see in the above photo, Mr. Bowles is a pudgy sort of fellow who has a predilection for preening in clownish outfits. 

One of the blogs affiliated with the American Nazi Party posted a painting of the paperhanger with the headline “Praise Him” in celebration of his birthday. Why would anyone, even of limited intelligence, praise a coward who hid in a bunker and killed himself? Suicide might be painless. It is not honorable for “heroes”.   

According to the Anti-Defamation League, Mr. Bowles had past associations with the Ku Klux Klan. You remember them. They are the cross dressing wing of the racist movement. They wear gowns with full-face coverings ala burkas. 

The higher echelon of the KKK has a proclivity for colorful fancy silk or satin-like fabrics. They probably purchase them from Eva Braun’s Secret, along with whips, leather, power tools, and lubricants. 

Since writing the article I have received several interesting emails from critics. You can imagine the content of most. There would be too many redactions to publish them. All were ridiculous, like the American Nazi Party and its handful of members. 

A few were threatening. Those were taken less seriously and more humorously. I always enjoy a good laugh from people who, like their pantaloon-wearing paperhanger hero, hide in basements to send out threats. 

We must remember that freedom of speech and expression are protected and guaranteed. They are sacred. Humor is one of the oldest, noblest, and highest forms of expression. These people are humorous. So we must let them speak and express themselves, if for no other reason than to get a good laugh. 

I started doing a little research into the American Nazi Party and other affiliated groups. What I discovered, aside from the usual White Power and ZOG nonsense, is a group of grumbling, grousing gossipers. They resemble the proverbial women at the well. 

The Nazi organizations are in a gossip flame war with each other. Most of the comedic combat has to do with who is having sex with non-Whites, their relatives, underage girls, and who is “homosexual” or Satanist. Home-grown American Nazis have some kind of hang up with sex. Maybe that’s a good thing. It will deter breeding more of them. 

There is gossip about who are real Nazis versus wannabe Nazis, who are activists versus couch potatoes, and the difference between movements and parties. They are all very serious about this real Nazi versus fake Nazi stuff and which group is really active or just basement bloggers. You would think just calling yourself a Nazi would be funny enough. 

There is no reason to take any of these groups seriously or even fear them. If they cannot figure out who is a Nazi, why should we bother? From what I can tell, anyone who can find a costume and owns a computer can be an official Nazi. If they can sell copies of Mein Kampf and Nazi memorabilia online it’s a plus. 

The sites make for fascinating, humorous reading. Some of the best comedy writers could not come up with this stuff. Even the writers for “Hogan’s Heroes” could not dream up such ridiculous characters and stories. Sgt. Schultz and Colonel Klink were geniuses compared to these bark chewers. 

For all the hatred, racism, and anti-Semitism the American Nazi Party and others advocate, they are useful. They are necessary useful idiots who remind us that hatred is never to be feared. It is to be laughed at. They are really no different than the radical left, who hate everyone including themselves. 

Get this straight. We are Americans. We do not fear. 

The Nazis, or Neo-Nazis, as they are called, demonstrate how silly, ridiculous, and humorous hatred is. They are pathetic harmless souls with nothing better to do than write long diatribes for amusement purposes only. Many are written in ALL CAPS. 

Instead of detesting them, we should poke fun at them. Ridicule them. Laugh at them. Treat them like the buffoons and clowns they really are. 

I know all about the Lonenut family who are all named Some. They are the lunatic fringe. Most are mentally unstable to begin with. 

It would be nice if, just for once, during a Nazi march or rally the counter protesters laughed, hooted, hollered, and fell down in spasms of herniated hilarity over the costumed goose steppers. 

The Nazis should be treated for what they really are, circus clowns and carnival barkers. Why take them seriously? They worship a dead guy who was a failure at everything. He could not even make it painting houses. Then he got into politics, hanging paper on lampposts. Politics is a profession where any imbecile can succeed. He got into deep trouble when he thought he was a military genius. 

The paperhanger committed suicide. He was a contemptible costumed comedic coward hiding in a basement. Just like the American Nazi Party and their “racial comrades”.

So let them celebrate the birthday of Hitler. Instead of hiring clowns for the party the clowns will throw the party.

Res ipsa loquitur. 

Peter V. Bella is a retired Chicago Police Officer, freelance journalist and photojournalist, cook, and raconteur.  He likes to be the irreverent sharp stick that pokes, prods, and annoys.  His opinions are his and his alone.








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Peter Bella is a retired Chicago Police Officer, freelance photographer, freelance writer, budding videographer, and passionate cook.  He aims to be the sharp stick that pokes and annoys.  The Middle Class Guy is a political column written from a center-right point of view.  While concentrating mainly on politics he will stray into culture, entertainment, sports, cooking, and humor from time to time, along with Memories of things Pabst.  All from a middle class perspective.

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