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*(Banned phrases are listed in chronological order except for the ultimate pet peeve at the end.)
At this point in time (1976): It would be inappropriate to begin a banned phrase list without paying homage to one of the first. Would it be too difficult to replace five words with one, such as “today” or “now”? Unfortunately, avid Sean Hannity viewers might want to ban the word “now” since it begins nearly every sentence he says.
Irregardless (1979, 1988): This is the only “word” in this personal list that managed to be banned twice. Historically there have been twenty banned phrases that have earned double elimination and five have actually been eliminated on three occasions. Irregardless of the others, this is my only double play.
The Crib (1983): This one had a brief shelf-life when it was cute for athletes to describe their luxurious homes after signing multi-million contracts. It quickly got old as the rest of us mortals could only relax in our modest pads.
End Result (1991): We were actually looking for the beginning result but that wasn’t available. Alas, we were stuck with the end result which was an unsatisfactory final conclusion, and what we wound up with was déjà vu all over again.
Level Playing Field (1992): As often as this term was used in 2012 you might think it was a new entry, but believe it or not, it was banished 20-years ago. They have been leveling the playing field ever since but somehow it doesn’t seem to be getting any smoother.
At The End of The Day (1999): Wasn’t this a movie starring Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson? Oh no, that Howard’s End or was it Remains of the Day? Ah well, at the end of the day, maybe it was both. Whatever happened to “finally” or “in the end”? Perhaps we could have used “end result” but that was banned eight years earlier.
Refudiate (2011): We are getting closer to 2013 and this one has to be an all-time favorite. Since it is beyond the Palin, there is irrefutable evidence for it to be repudiated. “Make no mistakes about it” “going forward” “at the end of the day” and being “perfectly candid” it was “arguably” a “mental mistake.”
Baby Bump (2012): Surely the mainstream media could have given birth to a better phrase. Not only is it demeaning, it is also tacky. According to
Fiscal Cliff (2012): This term only came into prominence after the November election, but it didn’t take long to wear out its welcome. Thanks to 2013, and a last minute vote by the senate, this one should fade quickly. Christopher Loiselle of
On the Ground (2003): With a full roster of verbiage, everyone will have his or her own pet peeve. This one is mine. Not only is it unnecessary in most cases, it is beyond redundant. We have been using it since the beginning of the Second Gulf War. If you don’t believe it is a useless phrase, remove it from virtually any sentence you hear in which it is used and you will quickly see that the sentence makes perfect sense without it.
Over the years, LSSU has listed hundreds of words and phrases for deletion. Comprising a Hall of Fame of just ten is an impossible task subject to near epidemic debate. The New Year will no doubt produce a new inventory of nauseating utterances to send us to the edge of the mental and “physical cliff.”
For now we leave our Hall of Fame of banned phrases and words “on the ground.” Meanwhile, as the New Year unfolds, the a new one begins, though for now it is somewhat “up in the air.”
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