The top 10 bimbos of 2012

Some people actually are more vapid than President Obama. Dedicated to those who say plenty but say absolutely nothing, here are the top 10 bimbos of 2012.

LOS ANGELES, December 28, 2012—Some people are more hollow than Barack Obama. Anybody with less substance than him deserves recognition.

This brings us to the Top Ten Bimbos of 2012.

To paraphrase one overrated NFL player on the list, the president sure does love him some him.

Obama is left off of the list out of respect for the office of the president. It would be nice if he had that same regard. Besides, it would be unfair to include him without his supporters.

Bimbo honorees had to be talentless. Lady Ga-Ga is crazy, but she can sing and dance.

Past years brought the top 10 bimbos of 2010 and 2011.

Some people were left off the list. Bobby Brown got a DUI right after Whitney Houston died. Yet I met the man a few weeks ago, and he wants to turn his life around. Let’s hope he succeeds, because his teenage daughter already lost her mother way prematurely.

Lindsay Lohan may be Queen of Trainwreckistan, but she may die if somebody does not do her a favor and lock her up. It helped Paris Hilton, although Ms. Lohan has sunk far deeper.

Jason Whitlock could have been a great sportswriter. Instead he uses his football column to spread political racial poison. Mr. Whitlock is downright vicious, as most writers of bigotry tend to be.

With that, here are people even more vapid than President Obama, the Top 10 Bimbos of 2012.

10.) Jon Huntsman Jr.: 

This substanceless pretty-boy belongs to the “New York Times wing of the Republican Party.” The group consists of David Brooks, George Will, and him.

These “conservatives” bash other conservatives to become liberal media darlings. Huntsman took cheap shots at his rivals during the debates, and came across as a smarmy, smug low-rated candidate who nobody liked. He was tall with good hair, which may have been the rationale for his candidacy.

9.) Terrell Owens/Chad Johnson: 

These two NFL divas became more known for trash-talking and reality television shows than football. They teamed together on the Bengals and the team won only two games, getting better when they left.

Owens was also a locker room cancer who exclaimed “I love me some me!” This year they both found out the hard way that they are no longer even good football players, and hardly worth the headaches they bring to any team. All 32 teams rejected them.

8.) Katy Perry/Lena Dunham: 

Lena Dunham thought it adorable to make a video describing voting for Obama as equivalent to blissfully surrendering virginity.

Katy Perry has become so obnoxious that this award in 2013 will be renamed the Katy Perry Bimbo Award if she does not stop acting like herself.

Prancing around in tight dresses with “Obama” on them is a great reason to raise the voting age to 30. She is more than just vapid. She takes pride in being vapid and exhorts young people to accelerate America’s dumbing down.

7.) Kim Kardashian/Kanye West: 

Putting Kanye West on any list is dangerous because one risks getting shot. Yet he and girlfriend Kim Kardashian enjoy showing naked pictures of themselves and each other to global voyeurs.

Those voyeurs are a special class of sick. Kim has a short attention span regarding men, so Kanye may be gone from this list upon escaping the nation of Kardashistan.

6.) Rihanna/Chris Brown/Drake: 

Boy beats up girl. Girl forgives boy. Girl and boy go to nightclub and encounter other boy. Naturally, shots fired.

They are why America should ban “representing.” Representing means bringing guns to nightclubs and somebody gets shot. “Gotta represent!”

No, you really don’t. Nothing positive emanates from Hollywood celebrities in nightclubs.

5.) Schoolyard Bullies: 

Some junior high school students taunted schoolbus monitor Karen Klein for being overweight, reducing the elderly woman to tears. 

The students were suspended, although not given public beatings in the town square.

Another man videotaped himself harassing a young hardworking woman at a Chick-fil-A drive-through window. He was fired from his job but also not publicly flogged.

Americans showered support on the victims, showing hope for this country.

4.) Paula Broadwell/Jill Kelley: 

Crazy women brought down General David Petraeus. Paula Broadwell had an affair with him and threatened Jill Kelley. Kelley went to the FBI, triggering a scandal. Kelley is a socialite.

She  married well and confuses throwing parties with work.

General Petraeus is not blameless, but at least he served America and saved Iraq. These two dumb broadwells give new meaning to “women in combat.”

3.) Anti-war protesters: 

The only thing more dangerous than a violent Jihadist is a violent peace activist. Occupy Wall Street was created by the White House, using violence to spread every leftist cause the Obama administration could not advance legally.

Ron Paul supporters screaming at anybody disagreeing with them to spread liberty and freedom. Code Pink harasses President Obama on the rare occasions he threatens to govern in a sane (non-leftist) manner.

Gary Johnson supporters just wanted to get stoned, making them the least harmful of the bunch. 

2.) Jon Corzine: 

The former New Jersey Governor is the best example outside of Ted Kennedy of why liberalism is so hypocritical. This degenerate gambler preached progressivism while commingling customer funds with house money and running a healthy commodity brokerage firm into bankruptcy.

The billion dollars in customer funds he “lost” still remains missing. Corzine has powerful liberal soulmates in CFTC Chairman Gary Gensler and President Obama, so he will avoid jail. Wall Street liberal greed is allowed.

1.) Sandra Fluke/Senator Elizabeth Warren: 

These women are just detestable. They are angry, shrill, screamers who cry sexism whenever they are criticized. Sandra Fluke is an over-privileged, upper-middle-class white girl demanding taxpayer subsidized contraception.

Elizabeth Warren snarls at wealthy people that the collective community built their success. “Fauxcahantas” lied about her ethnicity to game the affirmative action system. She is more Caucasian than Snow White.

Those lamenting all-out war between the sexes and a 50% divorce rate should look at what happens when people like these get megaphones. There is no war on women, and these gender-baiters need to shut the Fluke up.

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”


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Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.

 

 

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