Top 10 bimbos of 2011

Some people are more vapid than Barack Obama. Here are the Top Ten Bimbos of 2011. Photo: Associated Press

LOS ANGELES, December 30, 2011 ― Some people are more vapid than Barack Obama. They deserve recognition. Here are the Top Ten Bimbos of 2011.

But first a word about the Gasbag-in-Chief himself. During a press conference awhile back, he announced that his first two years in office “were the most productive two years in generations.” He recently declared himself to be, at worst, the fourth greatest president of our time, and possibly the best.

To paraphrase one overrated NFL player, the president sure does love him some him.

Barack Obama speaks plenty and says nothing, but he is not the least substantive person on the planet. If he uses a torrent of words to say absolutely nothing, he has competition in that department. He is the leader of Gasbagistan, but there are people who make him look and sound relevant, people significantly more vapid and hollow than he is.

Well, not significantly, but slightly more.

Obama is left off of the list out of respect for the office of the president. It would be nice if he had that same regard. Besides, it would be unfair to include him without his supporters. 

One criterion for inclusion on this list was that honorees had to be utterly talentless and worthless. Lady Ga-Ga may be a lunatic, but she has talent. She can sing and dance. Some on this list may have had talent once, but a long time ago. Jon Huntsman was left off because even mentioning him tenth would lead him to start claiming that he was on the verge of being first.

With that, I offer the people who are more vapid than Barack Obama.

Last year brought the Top 10 Bimbos of 2010.

Here are the Top 10 Bimbos of 2011.

10) Vince Young/Albert Haynesworth/Matt Leinart

These three NFL players are a disgrace. Leinart made the list last year. Despite throwing away his career in Arizona, he ended up in Houston as a backup. The starter went down due to injury, and Leinart had his chance to redeem himself. He lasted almost half of one game before getting injured again and missing another season. Young is worse. He quit on his team, walked away from headquarters, and then tried to make it up to his coach through a text message instead of a face to face meeting. He was cut, ended up in Philly, and blabbed to the media that they were a “dream team” destined for the Super Bowl. He was the backup, and the team began 1-4. He finally came in for one pass, and it was intercepted. Haynesworth has been lazy for much of his career. He went to New England, which has resurrected many players. He lasted a few games before getting cut for still being lazy. Tampa Bay picked him up and has lost nine straight games.

Vince Young (Photo: Associated Press)

 

9) Katy Perry/Russell Brand: These detestable, overexposed celebrities ranked much higher last year, after a string of stupid comments ranging from her taunting a high school ex-boyfriend during a concert to his imbecilic comments about Israel oppressing the Palestinians. They rank lower this year because, perhaps, they realized that shutting up would do them some good. She is a singer and he is an actor, and they both take pride in lacking substance, especially her. She was even fired from Sesame Street for shaking her (redacted) on a children’s show. Despite a quiet year, they have to remain on the list due to their overall toxicity. Another silent year may get them removed.

Update: Only hours after this column was released, the couple announced they were getting a divorce after a whole entire year of marriage. This column takes no responsibility for their desperate need to take attention away from New Year’s Eve.

8) John Edwards: The former North Carolina Senator, vice presidential candidate, and ambulance chaser was left off the list last year solely out of respect for his late wife. She died of cancer days before the list was released. Yet a year later, he remains the guy who cheated on his dying wife, got his mistress pregnant, and tried to get a staffer to claim fatherhood of the child. Now the man who used the courts to redistribute wealth is fighting for his freedom. He has been indicted for campaign finance violations, although his being a darling of progressives could get him a free pass.

7) Katie Couric: Dan Rather had already destroyed the credibility of the CBS News brand of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, but Katie Couric took it to new lows. Perky pom-pom cheerleader Katie became a darling of the left when she did a hit job on Sarah Palin. Yet it was Couric who ended her first broadcast by asking what Will Ferrell’s Ron Burgundy, from “Anchorman,” would have to say about the news. Couric’s fluff was fine for a morning television show. It was not acceptable for a hard news show. The ratings collapsed and she was fired.

6) Lindsay Lohan: Putting this teenage actress on a list like this seems almost gratuitous, but she deserves it. While Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Tara Reid all went through their “phase,” they eventually recovered. They were bimbos, and they decided to stop. For Hilton, it took time in jail. Britney became a mom. Lohan is more than an alcoholic, drunk-driving, drug addicted, jewelry stealing, community service-avoiding mess. When she appeared in court, she had the f-bomb etched into her fingernails. The judge was not amused, and nobody in America should encourage this train wreck.

5) Susan Sarandon: This person used to be an actress who, with her boyfriend Tim Robbins, would use her celebrity status to launch into leftist tirades. Now she has embraced Occupy Wall Street. The problem is, the dregs of humanity infecting that movement have no idea who she is. She was famous a long time ago. Now she is a has-been who lost her boyfriend, and desperately wants to be seen as relevant. There comes a time when people need to grow up, not just grow old. She has done neither gracefully. Rumor has it, when she returns to her pricey home, she does not invite OWS protesters over to eat and shower.

4) Occupy Wall St Protesters: These protesters should be beaten with as much force as possible until they disperse. They are not peaceful, and nobody has any Constitutional right to violent protest. They claim to be the 99%, but then claim that the drug addicts, homeless people, and sexual predators in their midst do not represent them. Are they saying the filth is the 1%? Are they protesting Wall Street or their own? They have no idea what they are protesting. They just want free stuff. If they cared about Wall Street, they would go after Jon Corzine rather than ruin business for the local hot dog vendors and shoe shine people.

3) The Kardashians: 

The Kardashian sisters (Photo: Associated Press)

The Kardashian sisters (Photo: Associated Press)

 

This is the trio from Hell. The original KKK burned people alive. This KKK of Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim just refuse to go away while burning the brain cells of their fans. Kim got married and divorced after 72 days, all of it on video. The only reason anyone knows her is because of her video experience, found in X-rated areas on the internet. Every athlete from Reggie Bush to Miles Austin to Chris Humphrey should be boycotted due to guilt by association. A dishonorable mention also goes to Sinead O’Connor, whose fourth marriage ended after just 16 days because her husband did not approve of her going on their wedding night looking for weed to get her stoned. Nothing compares to her idiocy, except the Kardashians.

2) Jon Corzine: This failed human being was fired from Goldman Sachs, then fired from the New Jersey Governor’s job. After bankrupting the state, he went on to bankrupt MF Global. $1.2 billion of investor money is missing, and customer funds appear to  have been commingled with company money. Corzine will skate because the CFTC Chairman is a personal friend of his. Corzine used to run Goldman Sachs, making him above the law. Also, he is a leftist, giving him blanket immunity from prosecution because his intentions were good. He is the epitome of Wall Street greed, but luckily for him, everyone from OWS to Barack Obama only pretends to care about that.

As absolutely worthless as these people are, one person truly epitomizes the concept of “worthless, talentless, vapid hack,” bimbo par excellence, deserving of his own hall of shame.

1) Anthony Weiner: This sex-crazed hound doggie was married less than a year before getting caught sending his appendage over Twitter to various women. Weiner is a leftist bully who never missed an opportunity to engage in the politics of personal destruction against anyone he disagreed with. At first he claimed that his account was hacked. He lied for a week, refused to resign, and was dragged kicking and screaming from power. He expressed surprise to one Jewish paramour that she would engage in certain sex acts, since he as a Jewish person stereotypically thought Jewish women were frigid. He also may have used his office to engage in lewd behavior, which is possibly illegal. His resignation saved him from having to turn over his phone records.

Anthony Weiner, the hollow man of the year. (Associated Press)

Anthony Weiner, the hollow man of the year. (Associated Press)

 

The biggest source of amusement was not his appropriately given surname. It is that he was kicked out of office, and he never even got to sleep with the women. He received all of the scandal with none of the actual sex.

So congratulations to one of the worst human beings to ever infect Congress, which starts out with the bar fairly low. Anthony Weiner is the Top Bimbo of 2011.

 

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian.

Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.” Eric is 100% alcohol, tobacco, drug, and liberalism free. After years of dating liberals, he has finally seen the light and now only dates Republican Jewish women. His family is pleased over this. Republican, Jewish women, you may contact Eric above.

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Eric Golub

Eric Golub is a politically conservative Jewish blogger, author, public speaker, and comedian. His book trilogy is “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and  “Ideological Idiocy.” 

He is Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and has lived in Los Angeles since 1990. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Judaism, and his MBA from USC. A stockbrokerage professional since 1994, he began blogging on March 11th, 2007, the three year anniversary of the Madrid bombings and the midpoint of 9/11. He has been inflicting his world view on his unfortunate readers since then. He blogs about politics Monday through Friday, and about football and other human interest items on weekends.

 

 

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