BOSTON, Febuary 26, 2013 - I’m sitting in front of my TV as I write this. My palms are sweaty. My throat is dry. I wait. I wait. I flip the channels impatiently. “Snooki & JWoww”. CLICK. “Hoarders”. Oh my God, is that human or animal poop?……CLICK. “48 Hours”. Wait, seriously VH1 is showing “48 Hours”? CLICK “CSPAN” I can do it. I can watch CSPAN for more than a minute. I’m smart!! 11, 12….CLICK. “Sportscenter” I just saw this CLICK. “FOX NEWS” Why doesn’t this have a laugh track?….CLICK. “EWTN” These people scare me more than the hoarders….. CLICK
I sigh. I click off the TV. My dog looks at me strangely. She knows. I wait for my mistress……. Yes, Alyssa Milano is returning to TV with ABC’s “Mistresses”. I love Alyssa Milano. I know you do too. We all do. It’s in our DNA She’s the women that all men love and all women adore. I watch “Charmed” reruns daily as I get ready for work and I smile. Her beauty is stunning. Those eyes, that smile…..Yes my dog is looking at me funny again……
ABC describes “Mistresses”: Welcome to a provocative and thrilling drama about the scandalous lives of a sexy and sassy group of four girlfriends, each on her own path to self-discovery, as they brave the turbulent journey together.
Ok cool. Sounds good. Provocative and thrilling? Sounds like my life. I’m in. Yunjin Kim from “Lost” stars also? Love her. But we know why we are going to tune in to the premiere. Alyssa. I’ve seen her fun 30 minute ads for Wen Hair Care 3,098 times. Why? When I click the channels and fall upon that face, I can’t move. My name is Geno. I am a Alyssaholic.
I sigh. I turn on the TV again. “Another 48 Hours” Really? Really? CLICK…..
Legal Disclaimer: Geno has a true affection and love for Alyssa. He has never been issued a restraining order. He calls Alyssa his TV girlfriend, but dates real women. But only real women who support his love of Alyssa. His dog loves him dearly and supports his love for Alyssa.
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