Jenny Mollen is set to take over the world!

I will never be as funny as @Jennyandteets. Hard as I try, I’m just not that witty. But Jenny Mollen is. Photo: Geno

BOSTON, February 21, 2013 – I will never be as funny as @Jennyandteets . As hard as I try, I’m just not that witty. But Jenny Mollen is. Jenny’s Twitter account is offensive and rude. And I love it. Here’s a handful that I can print here:

Jenny Mollen

Jenny Mollen ‏@jennyandteets
I would NEVER sign up for ballroom dance classes with my husband unless I was intentionally trying to get a divorce.

Jenny Mollen ‏@jennyandteets
I don’t like guys who have the potential to look better in my jeans than I do.

Jenny Mollen@jennyandteets
Look, don’t leave ur kid unattended at Whole Foods if u don’t want 2 find it in the vegetable section wearing a bibb lettuce camisole &pants

Jenny Mollen@jennyandteets
How is it possible that I’m 33 years old and still haven’t been locked in a department store over night?

Jenny Mollen@jennyandteets
You know who cares about your fantasy basketball team? Your fantasy girlfriend.
 
Much more than “Jason Biggs’ wife,” Jenny’s wit with Twitter, her blog http://jennyandteets.tumblr.com/ and her Playboy column (Yes, I read Playboy for the articles) has taken the world by storm. She’s got a great book deal and is ready to become even more popular. This makes me happy.
 
I may be blowing their cover…. but Jenny and her husband Jason are sweethearts. Through my battle with cancer, they have cheered me on with positive messages and support. They have supported my charity efforts with a generous donation. I love cheering them on.

So follow my lead. Follow Jenny on Twitter, read her blog & keep an eye out for her book. You’ll thank me later!
 
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